Sunday, October 21, 2012

10 useless facts about Dash Deringer

 ... but we're going to list them anyway...

 1.  I am not on face book... and you shouldn’t  be either...

 2.  I do not use a cell phone nor do I wish to own one again... my life functioned well before one and it functions quite well without... and it does not effect my business or my life in a negative way living without...

 3.  I do not own a car... not since I had to lived in one...

 4.  I do not own a home... well... I actually have found some land that I do have my eye on... with a little house on it... by the sea... everything else is incorporated...

 5.  I rather enjoy my time alone... I like not having to explain myself to anyone... not having to defend my life and the way I have chosen to live it... not having to make excuses for my comings and goings... my sudden urges to get away... and return when I please... my leisurely attitude toward life and devil may care about the money we spend... but I tell you again... for those that care to listen... once you know what it truly is that you want... then you go after it... you breathe it... eat it... drink it... dream it and live it... and you will get it... but only if you truly know what it is that you want... now, my love for my solitude and devotion to my bachelor ways does not mean that I will always live this way... at least I hope not... I do have much love to give... and I would like to find some one to enjoy the world with... but I know what I want... even in that department... why should I settle for less... exactly... I shouldn’t...

 6.  I think I look good in a suit... unfortunately, as I do not report to an office - not even my own - on a daily basis, I do not get to wear them as much as I would like... but I think I will start dressing more professionally - once more - if for no other reason than it makes me feel more mature and manly... and the women always like it...

 7.  I love pasta... I love bread... and I love sweets... and I have reached the age when I must now start working hard to keep my body in proper working order and looking good - and I know I once said that I would not work out... it seems that I am now killing myself to stay alive... ain’t that a bitch...

 8.  It wasn’t too long ago that I sold off all my rights to a screen play that has since been turned into a movie... by selling of all my rights - I mean all of them, kids... my name will never appear in it’s credits and I will never receive any royalties... but I always was quite happy with the deal I made and walked away well compensated... these kinds of deals happen quite often... and if you want to know the formula for a movie that will get made... I am willing to let you in on that secret... for the right price... or I might just spill the beans over at “OSB”... and I will not (can’t) even say what movie it was...

 9.  I have recently been ordained as a Minister... bet you never saw that coming...

10.  A regular stalker of the Deringer Files asked why this blog has such little followers... she feels that we should be bigger... I reminded her that her icon is not included with the followers that I do have - as most stalkers do not wish to admit that they are indeed stalkers - or regular readers... but I have to say... I do not want this little blog, that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, to have many followers... I like it just the way it is... don’t you... of course you do... and that is why you come... this is “the V.I.P. Lounge... at the Havana Club”.

the usual suspects...
She had the looks, he had the muscle, and I had the brains...
and we'll never be that young again...

3 comments:

deborahflorence said...

Several nights of being miserable. . . I think my sinus med could be a placebo. It's the best explanation so far.

Here's 10 things about me . . .

I make the best lemon ice box pie you will ever taste. I'm not one to brag but I'm known for it.

I love wind chimes. Some people have one set; I have over twenty.

I'm brave enough and real enough to wear my heart on my sleeve--the good, the bad, the ugly. Everyone else be damned. And literally, I sometimes wear a heart pendant on my left sleeve just because . . .

I own an Emily Post book of etiquette. It's the siZe of a large Webster's dictionary. Really it is.

I'm a Christian. I believe in Jesus as my Savior.

I envy people who are well travelled. I live in a fish bowl. It's a pretty fish bowl and I'm happy in it most of the time but it's still a fish bowl. I plan to rectify this one day.

I have very red lips and therefore I don't wear lipstick. It's a good thing since I hate lipstick anyway.

I hate cell phones. I have one but I only use it for emergencies. I also can't stand people who talk on cell phones while shopping.

I'm a bird watcher. I have feeders in front of the windows of my home and I watch them coming and going throughout the day. I can also identify them.

I'm a Southern Belle by the grace of God.

dash deringer said...

A Southern Belle - like Scarlett O'Hara... or like Melanie Hamilton Wilkes...

We're all living in a fish bowl...

thanks for sharing... we'll file this away... with the rest of the Deringer Files.

deborahflorence said...

To answer your question . . . 50% Scarlett and 50% Melanie. "Gone with the Wind" is one of my favorite books. I never sympathized with Rhett Butler in the book, but everyone seems to take his side when it comes to the movie. Jane Austen's "Sense and Sensibility" . . . 50% sense and 50% sensibility. And, yes, I'm caught up.